tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27105447754955655682011-11-09T21:31:44.471-06:00The public diary, profile, and memoir of a single male looking for love...Or at least a pity date :(Lonely Anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12147588692918512852noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2710544775495565568.post-88617898391073340422008-11-09T23:35:00.003-06:002008-11-09T23:44:26.552-06:00<br/><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4F2A-hEWAg0/SRfIsKDwrFI/AAAAAAAAAB0/67mIGY5o588/s1600-h/0848976-R1-024-10A+(2).jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266898950173011026" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 270px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4F2A-hEWAg0/SRfIsKDwrFI/AAAAAAAAAB0/67mIGY5o588/s400/0848976-R1-024-10A+(2).jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">The Bad News:</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">I witnessed this adorable little puppy getting thrown out of a moving vehicle.<br /><br /><br /></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">The Good News:</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">We've been together for over two years.<br /><br/></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2710544775495565568-8861789839107334042?l=bacheloranthony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lonely Anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12147588692918512852noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2710544775495565568.post-1640238216969900852008-11-08T22:39:00.010-06:002008-11-09T17:07:15.013-06:00<span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">The good, the bad, and the ugly...<br /><br /><br /></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:78%;">I'm a thirty five year old virgin.<br /><br/></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2710544775495565568-164023821696990085?l=bacheloranthony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lonely Anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12147588692918512852noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2710544775495565568.post-82185012004738439952008-11-06T18:37:00.006-06:002008-11-07T15:29:07.637-06:00<br/><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4F2A-hEWAg0/SRSyf5j9XNI/AAAAAAAAABs/Pt4QhJJSUAw/s1600-h/Dating+contract.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266030125400284370" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 309px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4F2A-hEWAg0/SRSyf5j9XNI/AAAAAAAAABs/Pt4QhJJSUAw/s400/Dating+contract.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;">For a limited time only, approximately until the year 2050 or at least until someone is foolish or kindhearted enough to marry me, I’m offering women from all over the world the opportunity of a lifetime by giving them a chance to win a date with me.<br /><br /><br />How can this possibly be you ask? How can someone as handsome, charismatic, and intelligent as me still be unattached and single well into his thirties?<br /><br /><br />Well, if I may, let me modestly put it to you like this. Does the beauty of the Mona Lisa only exist for one? Does the sun only shine to give life to a few? Do the rains only nourish a small group or trio? So let it be with me as well.<br /><br /><br />Now in order for someone to even have a snowball’s chance in Antarctica of winning a date with me, they must first qualify and be eligible under the strict guidelines of being a female at least eighteen years of age and breathing, no exceptions!<br /></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;"></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;"></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;">Winners must also assume full and total financial responsibility for all costs in and of the date itself and agree to release Anthony the Loser from any and all liability that may or may not be the direct or indirect result of our date including but not limited to stalking, pain and suffering, bodily injury, and or mental anguish.<br /></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;"></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;"></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;">So ladies, if all of this sounds good to you and you qualify, (And I don’t know why it wouldn’t) please contact me at, bacheloranthony@rocketmail.com and I’ll get back to you as soon as possible. Sending naked, partially naked, erotic, or even fully clothed photographs of yourself will garner a faster response though is by no means necessary.<br /></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;"></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;"></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;">Thank you ladies and good luck to all of you!<br /></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;"></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;"></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;">Sincerely, Anthony the Loser<br /><br /></span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2710544775495565568-8218501200473843995?l=bacheloranthony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lonely Anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12147588692918512852noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2710544775495565568.post-19833378538276799742008-11-03T22:01:00.002-06:002008-11-03T22:07:48.981-06:00<br/><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4F2A-hEWAg0/SQ_JRg6T3kI/AAAAAAAAAA4/J-y1J6aOM1Q/s1600-h/driver%27s+license+(3).jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264647792148864578" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 281px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4F2A-hEWAg0/SQ_JRg6T3kI/AAAAAAAAAA4/J-y1J6aOM1Q/s320/driver%27s+license+(3).jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">The Good News:</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">I'm looking for a girlfriend.<br /><br /><br /></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">The Bad News:</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">This is what I look like.<br /><br /><br /></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">The Dire News:</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">I'm getting uglier by the second.<br /><br /><br /></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">P.S. I don't look any prettier in person.<br /><br/></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2710544775495565568-1983337853827679974?l=bacheloranthony.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lonely Anthonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12147588692918512852noreply@blogger.com4